How do I spot a fake allergy?
“I was handing out snacks at our Winter Party when a student told me he didn’t want any of the cheese because he wasn’t allowed to eat it because he was allergic. How am I only hearing about this now? In DECEMBER? And isn’t cheese dairy, so does that mean all dairy??
Projectile Vomit? Cool. Now what?
The twisting of the face… the look of panic in the eyes… the stomach grab… the “I don’t feel so good”… it all happens in slow motion.